February 2012
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OKAY, I HAVE NOW MADE A NEW BLOG FOR JUST YOUR... →
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Anonymous asked: Have you considered simply making a simesgonewrongstories sub-blog or something like it? These stories are super-funny to me, but I understand how you wouldn't want them here all the time.
okay the ask is open again. and story time will return next week. (fridays and saturdays)
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hello-titty asked: a man who my sim didn't know rang my doorbell. as soon as my sim opened the door he fell over, twitched around on the floor and died on my porch
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un-attract1ve asked: I have this Sim named Steve Bachelor. He is very attractive, he is popular, and he is a Doctor. He's also quite the ladies man. I gave him the lifetime wish of being a heart breaker (be boyfriend of 10 different sims) and he not only accomplished this, but he had ten kids. So I made him get the fertility treatment, and now, he is married, his wife doesn't live with him (they have 15 kids...
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bekabotulinum asked: One time, I just finished creating this huge and detailed house. Well, my sim and her boyfriend decided to lay in bed and woohoo. When it was time to get up, they froze in bed and wouldn't get up, even when all their motives were completely red, they still wouldn't get up. So I had to exit out of the game and reload, losing the house and having to start the game completely over.
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cornyunicorn asked: (I don't know if you still do this but...) I usually play sims with two of my friends. One time the other wasn't present so we made her sim and room for her. All her clothes were either leopard print or hot pink and every single surface of her room was either cow skin, leopard print or snake skin. Everything. Including bedspreads and lamps and the desk. It was hilarious. She wasn't...
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mirth-and-matter asked: If you're freakishly oversensitive like I am, you can actually get really embarrassed or ashamed of the actions of the Sim versions your friends make of you for giggles. A friend of mine had a Sim-me in Sims 3 and gave her the 'hates children' attribute because I dislike children in real life. So far Sim-me has gotten pregnant at least four times. Including once by the burglar. Then...
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resident-hetalia asked: Me and my one friend were playing the really old Sims 2, the one for PS2. And we were hopping around the characters, checking what they were doing. We got to this one character, and he was in the middle of going to the bathroom. But like, he wasn't sitting down, he was stand up, peeing. Like guys do. And the game glitched. And so he was thrusting, as he was in the peeing position. It...
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rennaara asked: Once I trapped my neighbor sim in the kitchen because of reasons. I left out food for her so she wouldn't die while I was doing important shit than BAM. Bitch died of starvation... in the kitchen... with food on the table.
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beccayeahhh asked: My Sim story: My favorite mailman of TS2 is Pao Mellon. If I don't get him when my sims move into a new house, I'll "dispose" of the other mailmen until I do.
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lethal-candyfloss asked: One time I was playing Sims 3 and I wandered off to do something. I came back and discovered my sim had fallen in love. With his copy that the game had created. Narcissism much?
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angelmoongirl asked: My little brother is new to Sims, and he plays it on my computer, so every time he leaves I get his girl pregnant. Basically... his family is always expecting XD They're up to about seven children and counting. It's absolutely hysterical how frazzled my brother is. He thinks this is just part of the game, to never know when you'll have a Sim child... LMAO.
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laterade asked: One time, on the Sims 2, I had two couples living in the same house at Sim State University. The boy from one of the couples and the girl from the other couple graduated on the same day and moved out. As soon as they were off the lot, the two Sims left went and WooHooed.
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speednspikes asked: When my brother and I would play Sims 2 together, he would always take his sim and the sim's girlfriend in a bedroom to woohoo. My sim would be outside their window or in a corner of the room while they did this. He'd turn the camera so that he couldn't see my sim in the shot, but on my side of the screen you could always see mine, dancing and clapping.
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elleffe asked: One time I was really bored, so I created a female sim who would hook up with random men only to lock them in her basement. The rooms were made completely of locked glass doors, and sometimes I would unlock the doors between the victims so they could socialize. One day I managed to get to 4 or 5 guys and I put an oven and loads of potted plants in the rooms. They started a fire and all died, so I...
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emalehinchains asked: Anyone who has played sims 1 knows how hard it is to have an attractive child. I had one after months and months of playing, my friend wanted to see so I let her play while I wasn't looking she had my kid set off a firework...which landed on her catching her on fire. if my memory is correct she ended up zombified. This happened over 5 years ago and once she got sims 3and finally created her...
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cuddlepunch asked: Once my Sim burned to death sitting on the couch after the fireplace set the house on fire. He didn't run, he didn't panic. He just took it like man.
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mysecretocarina asked: My first family in Sims 2 was a lovely couple with a toddler. One day, my cousin was playing with me. My toddler was playing in the puddle of water while the wife was holding the adopted newborn. My cousin burned the house down, the couple died, the newborn was in the garden and the toddler was still playing. Then came the social worker, took my newborn, but my toddler would not stop playing. The...