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"Johnny thinks Andi is being extremely irresistible."
Oh yeah? Does he really?
I don’t think this is the best way to wash your dog, there, buddy.
Forget the baby booties. This kid’s parents love him so much, they had him bronzed!
"Hold it right there, young lady! Would you care to explain how your brother caught fire?!"
"Honestly, my daughter is fucking nuts. Dump her now before she kills you."